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doomed. This morning, he couldn t sit still long enough to
sell. He d flit to his computer and make a call, then buzz
around, bothering everyone. He looked like a big dragonfly
in his bright yellow shirt.
 Nick, sit down and sell, she hissed.
 I will, but I gotta get a sody, he said, and zipped up front
to the machine. Next she saw him crawling on the filthy car-
pet with Marina s little boy, Ramon, playing with his dump
truck, promising to get him a candy bar.
Nick had an unerring instinct for bothering the wrong per-
son. He tried to borrow a quarter for the candy machine from
Mabel, the boiler room s longest survivor. She d been there
an astonishing five years. She was a large, placid woman
who used a headset so she could knit while she called. Mabel
seemed friendly, but Helen noticed that she watched every-
one. Helen heard her reporting their minor infractions to Vito
at the end of the shift. The Madame Defarge of the phone
room would complain about Nick panhandling for sure.
Nick sat down at his computer and made a call, then threw
down his phone and said,  They hate me. Everybody hates
me. I can t get any sleep. My roommate was drunk and he
kept me awake all night. How am I going to sell if I can t
sleep?
 I m sorry, Nick, Helen said.  I ve got to get back to
work.
By twelve thirty, Helen had been insulted one hundred
and twenty-six times, propositioned twice, and hung up on
sixty-three times. Some woman in Oklahoma blew a police
whistle into her phone. Helen s ear was still ringing from
that. She put the whistle woman on CALL BACK. She d be pur-
sued by septic tank calls till her last breath.
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Helen managed to make two sales, one in Maine and an-
other in Kentucky. It wasn t enough to get her into survey
heaven, but at least her job was safe for the day.
Nick had not sold anything. Helen was not surprised.
When he did sit down at his phone, he argued with the
callers. She heard him saying,  Listen, lady. I m trying to tell
you something. I can save you thousands in septic-tank bills.
Lady, please don t say that.
He hung up his phone in despair.  It s over. I didn t sell
anything again. That lady just told me to fuck myself and die.
I can t take all this hate with no sleep. He put his forehead
down on his sticky desk. It was five minutes to one.
 Nick! Vito called. Nick sat up with a trapped, panicked
look. He knew the end was coming. He hunched his skinny
shoulders and went up front. Vito s firings were always done
in public.
 Nick, you haven t had a sale in two weeks. You re out of
here.
 Please, Vito, Nick said.  Give me one more day.
 I can t waste space on losers. And I can t have you both-
ering the help. You re out.
 I ll lose my home, Nick pleaded.
 I gotta have sellers. Get lost.
Nick left. She saw him sitting next to the smokers trash
can at the entrance, weeping. He didn t notice he was sitting
in a pile of cigarette butts. Helen averted her eyes and walked
past him, then wondered if she should go back and give him
some money. Would it be an insult, reducing him once more
to a homeless beggar?
In their world, money was never an insult, Helen decided.
She found twenty-two dollars in her purse, and gave it all to
Nick.  Here, buddy. Dinner s on me.
He would be panhandling soon enough.
At the Coronado that afternoon, Margery was drinking a
screwdriver by the pool.
 I thought you d be high on life, Helen said.
78 Elaine Viets
 OK, I admit it. Fred and Ethel are getting on my nerves,
too, Margery said.  But they pay the rent, they aren t weird,
and they aren t conning anyone unlike some of my previ-
ous tenants.
 I m beginning to miss the con man, Helen said.  At
least he never lectured me on the joys of clean living. How
long are they staying?
 For the season, at least. They signed a lease through
March.
March seemed a long time away, especially when Fred
and Ethel came bouncing through the gate, looking preter-
naturally chipper.
 We had a lovely lunch on Las Olas, Ethel said. Helen
could just imagine what the exclusive Las Olas restaurants
made of her gold tennis shoes and I LOVE FLORIDA sweats
printed with maps. The state looked even bigger stretched
across Ethel s rear end.
 It was lovely till some bum asked us for money, Fred
said.
 I told him to get a job, Ethel said.  I don t know why
those people won t work.
Helen saw Nick sitting by the trash can, crying for his lost
job and soon-to-be-lost home.
 Because you people hung up on him. Helen stormed
off, slamming the gate. She heard Ethel say,  What set her
off?
I can t take any more misery, Helen thought, as she wan-
dered aimlessly around her neighborhood. The walk did not
comfort her. The neighborhood was disappearing. The exu-
berant Art Deco apartments and affordable cottages were
being torn down for overpriced condos. Soon only the rich
would live here.
Porta-Potties and construction Dumpsters camped on
every block. A construction worker whistled at her, and
Helen glared at him. He was the enemy, the destroyer. She
shouldn t complain about Fred and Ethel. If her landlady
couldn t keep their unit rented, the Coronado might be torn
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